I’ve got my 30 seconds back! 
I really need to try and write something funny here.
Something funny.
HA!
Sigh.
The best thing about Tivo? No commercials or promos. Just tiny frames. Hootie in a Nudie suit. A Gecko being dropped and hopefully stomped on. Dragons eating goats, or something. A long-haired older lady dancing with a horse. I think. I’m not really sure because, blip, blip, blip, there they go. It’s great! I haven’t wanted to try a new sammich or maxi pads or toothpaste or watch a crap show or anything since we got the thing. It’s almost like PBS used to be!
(Just as a side note, I think ‘Hootie in a Nudie suit’ is on of my best lines in quite a while. Naughty!)
March 30th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch!
The best they grow on trees.
You get to sleep all day, all the lotto tickets pay. There’s a king to wants you to have it your way.
It’s the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Raaanch.
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Raaanch.
Come and git it!
March 30th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
Also…I actually get a little teary when I’m watching “live” tv and can’t ‘badoop, badoop, badoop’ (our version of blip, blip, blip) through commercials. I’ll watch something else for 15 minutes to have enough of a window to fast forward. Sad, I know.
April 4th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
Wait……if you skip commercials, how do you know all the words to the Tender Crisp song?
Hmmm.