A Marriage. 
Here follows an actual e-mail conversation between the husband and I (me?):
(Copied and pasted wif my own widdle hands!)
atroxi: I just got my RDA of “perky”. I’m actually tired now.
mrsatroxi: Me confused. Were they perky, or were you perky? Or are we discussing breasts?
atroxi: Not breasts. She was perky, as in “Ooo…roses and lollipops and sunshine and I’m so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
mrsatroxi: Oh. Well, her breasts were probably perky too.
atroxi: I’ll ask Michael.
mrsatroxi: Such a good answer! (pats you on the head)
atroxi: Woof!
mrsatroxi: Goo’ boy, sit! Have a biscuit. Say something funny, I’m posting this conversation to my site later.
atroxi: Werzt finkle-snort!
mrsatroxi: Always with the showing off.
atroxi: Of my pants!! Hoo-hah!
mrsatroxi: Ok, that I’m not posting.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
This should be your Christmas card.