Be good to your Orangutang. 
So…..John Mayer wins a Grammy for a song that says please don’t screw up your daughter…..because then she’s a pain for us men to deal with. Yeah. Great.
And the actual Grammy show? Was directed by a Monkey. A drunk Monkey. Oh, and the audio? The audio was done by a deaf one-armed two fingered Orangutang.
I hate television.