I (DON’T!) heart Hardee’s! Ha! It’s Clever! Really! 
I despise Hardee’s. I’ve never liked their food. The whole having to put my own stuff on my own burger turned me off at the outset. If I wanted to make my own burger, I would, okay? (And it would possibly be better than the microwaved horse-flesh. Maybe.) But now I can say I truly hate them. Hardee’s television advertisements are disgusting, degrading, repugnant and offensive. And that’s just the video of the burgers! Ha! No, really. It’s all just plain gross and very, very stupid. I cannot understand any member of any sex not being offended by these ads. And I swear, I am not a humorless prude. But the fact is, some sweaty swarthy guy in sales actually thinks that a girl riding a mechicanical bull whilst stuffing her fist, 3 million straws and a greasy burger into her mouth while dirty fat guys ride around her in badly tuned pickups will sell a billion nasty heart-attack specials. This is not funny to me. Sorry, folks, it just ain’t. And it probably will sell a billion.
On a side note………two poor, lost souls actually got here by google-ing “old person smell”. The poor, poor dears. I am pretty sure that whatever they wanted to find is not here. How many hits do you think I’ll get for Hardees? Hee!