Coffee? Tea? Beans? 
Today on my lunchbreak, just to get a little walking in, I went to one of the outlet stores near here. I wandered around the Junior section to look at things I’ll never be able, or want, to wear again. In an end cap display there was a pair of bright pink sweatpants with an image of Tinkerbell in a “naughty” pose, and the words “Never stop flirting!” emblazoned across the front.
I thought it said “Never stop farting!”.
Ohh, yup, I’m tired today.