Hold up, here’s some more whining! 
Maybe it’s the fact that I got next to no sleep last night, followed by a crappy morning, but oh heavens.
I wish I was anything but awake, anywhere but at work, anyone but me.
I feel well and truly awful, physically, mentally and every -ally else, and I look like warmed-over death.
Please, someone come and put me out of my misery.