Archive for March, 2006

The Recipe For Feeling Better.

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

1 $.99 bright red lipstick.

1$.99 bottle of bright red nailpolish.

1 largish bouquet of bright flowers.

1 Dr. Pepper.

1 Peppermint Patty.

Apply lipstick lavishly, also nailpolish.
Put flowers in vase, admire often.
Consume Dr. Pepper and Peppermint Patty.
Allow all ingredients to mesh into one nice feel-good bubble.

Enjoy!

P.S. This probably only works well for those of the female persuasion.



Hold up, here’s some more whining!

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Maybe it’s the fact that I got next to no sleep last night, followed by a crappy morning, but oh heavens.

I wish I was anything but awake, anywhere but at work, anyone but me.

I feel well and truly awful, physically, mentally and every -ally else, and I look like warmed-over death.

Please, someone come and put me out of my misery.



Something, something, of looovvveee….

Monday, March 27th, 2006

In the U2 song, Pride (in the name of love), is Bono singing “one more in the name of love” or is he singing “what more in the name of love”?

Anybody know?

Someone clear this up for me please and thank you.

Bono, are you out there?