Archive for January, 2005

Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown! (And don’t come back!)

Wednesday, January 12th, 2005

I’m going to Paris, I’m going to Paris, I’m going to Paris!

Na na na na naah!!

Details to follow. But first!

I’m going to Paris, I’m going to Paris, I’m going to Paris!



My next 42 paychecks are already spent.

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Lookey what atroxi and I just bought! This and this.

Oooh. Ahhhh.

I can hear you all turning green.



You want me to adjust what?

Monday, January 10th, 2005

News on how folks get here….(I know you’ve been dying for an update!)

I have gotten twenty-three, count ‘em, 23, hits for ambidextrous scallywags. Now, I picked that for a title just because it was the first entry on the GoogleWacking site. That was the only reason. But I have become afraid after so many hits that maybe the term means something dirty……otherwise why would that many people be looking for it? So, if it is indeed naughty, my apologies if you’re offended. I’ll try harder next time. Harder. Snort.

Three hits for fat porn stars = one dead horse.

One hit for Hardees fist girl. Um, ew?

One hit for mrsatroxi! I have a fan!!!!!!!

But I saved the very best for last. Are you ready? ‘Cause it’s great! Ready? Sure you’re ready? Okay. Here it is:

Chiropractic porn!